Halli - Heat rises but stupidity sinks.
Rob - Everyone is nice sometimes. Except for Hitler. He's an asshole.
Halli - I couldn't figure out why you were boob raping me, and then I realized I was Jesus.
Nina - I have a great idea-- one day, we should get all the Asians in the world to not wear glasses for a day.
Isar - Shoe with a side of leg?
Kat - .. would you like fries with that?
Halli - Didn't we used to be called whore house or something like 5 years ago?
Madrian - Yeah, slut house. But we changed that around... now it's super slut house!
Mo - Hey Austin, on a scale of one to ten how hungry are you?
Austin - About a 3.
Mo - Awwh.
Nathan - Oh me? I'm hungry for pussy!
Mo - Baby if we're talking about that kinda hungry, I'm starving!
Michelle - Halli, if they had a bagel exchange program you'd be so happy.
Halli - What, you'd have to return the hole?
Vienna - What does a cream puff taste like?
Halli - Like sex in a pastry.
(during a photo shoot)
Kelsey - Which arm?
Halli - Right arm.
Kelsey - My right or your right?
Halli - This water tastes like Pearl Harbor!
Sam - Life...is a series of choices. Am I right?
Halli - How do you spell 'coop'?
Bryan - Q-Z-Walrus...
Halli - My tongue is wet... It's always wet... *facepalm*
Danny - It is time to shed my cocoon and become a princess!
*whips off Snuggie*
Bryan - Enjoy your time while you're a freshman because I'm a junior and it feels like just last week I was a freshman.
Lauren - ...me too.
Jeff - THERE WERE SOME ON THE BOTTOM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE! THEY WERE EATING MY BUTT!!!
(playing sexy dice)
Nick - Okay who hasn't had their boobs played with?
Melissa - I haven't.
Nick - Do you want your boobs played with?
Lauren - Okay so there was this idea I had that we are the best class and like they are telling me that they miss us, and that it's weird that we aren't there anymore. Like overall, our class was smart and we were pains in the ass but it was worth it and you wanna know what I attribute all of that to? Pokemon.
Stephen - Melissa, make me feel better.
Melissa - You are a bright, smart, intelligent individual.
Stephen - No, i know that already. I mean physically.
Melissa - You're handsome?
Stephen - No, that's not what I mean.
Melissa - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, STEPHEN?!
Lori - Just so you know, I may fart near you.
Halli - If you fart, I'm literally going to shove a fork up your ass.
Lori - I'm just letting you know! Wait a minute... is it a metal fork or a plastic fork?
Halli - It's the Triton spear.
Nathan - Now if I force myself to cry, I start having an existential crisis.
Stephen - This donut's alive in my mouth. There's a slug crawling down my throat.
Stephen - It feels like it should be a Tuesday-- it's raining outside.
Bryan - Your brain needs more RAM.
Michelle - It's 5 months outdated.
Kevin - Okay so we're gonna make a porno for RIT and it's going to be a trilogy. R.I.TIT., Defying the Ratio, and Whispering Eye of the Tiger.
Kevin - Mine doesn't look like that. His looks so angry!
Nathan- That was my 3D homework. The third "d" is for despair.
Melissa - (upon opening her ice cream sandwich to find that it totally melted in her freezer) I am so sad right now!
I was gonna eat my feelings, but now my food is making me feel even worse!
Lori - (playing with the aluminum foil sword) I am a baaaaad apple..
Danny: My boobies are off limits!
Melissa - Mo, teach my hips to tell the truth.
Matt - I take pride in the fact that I give out orgasms like a sexual Santa Claus.
Brandon - (to Mo) I like your hair color!
Mo - Thanks!
Brandon:\ - Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's "Mo-belline"!
Brandon - What am I doing with my life...
Kat - Apparently, I look like a guy.
Danielle - Uh, that's because you're not in a binder yet! You gotta get in a binder!
Mo - (moaning) Cosin! ... Tangent! ... -b/2a... vertex vertex vertex...
Mellisa and Ilyssa - Uh.....
Mo - Sorry I just had a math orgasm on your bed.
(Walking back at 3 am, a boy jumps over a fence and pukes his guts out, then crawls back over the fence feebly as his friends watch)
Lauren - PARKOUR PARKOUR! Dude, that wasn't really good parkouring, you know. Put some energy into it man!
Alex - All girls' pants come with that bump, you know... just in case.
Lauren - Guess what guys! Halli just helped me discover my boobs! Who knew?!
Ashleigh - It's like scurvy of the vagina!
Whitney - How many people are coming over?
Alex - Like 20 I think.
Whitney - THAT'S A LOT OF RIBS.
Kat - It started out as a fairytale... and turned into a fanfiction!
Jeff - There are very few things on my body that bounce.
(Kevin talks about his schnauzer in his German accent)
Halli - You're like a gay Jew with a dog.
Austin - When my acts of Minecraft terrorism fail, I am a sad panda.
Lori - Ow that's my vagina. Get out of there!
Halli - It's a fuzzy f*ck.
Adam - I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
Sprinkles - Hahaha!
Alex - Sprinks...That's your joke. You said that last year.
Sprinkles - I did?
Alex - Yeah it's on the quote site.
Sprinkles - Oh wow. My jokes usually aren't that funny.
Mo - Oh honey, that was not a kiss, that was a peck. If I actually kissed you, I would have made your toes curl.
Matt - I don't ship, I watch porn.
Evan - (about Sam) I don't know where jokes end and reality begins with you.
Kat - What are they doing in there?
Lauren - They're having loads of sex.
Kat - BUTT LOADS OF SEX??
Kurt - Adam's been upstairs for a long time.
Alex - He's probably having man-time hand-time.
Dillon - Do girls have man-time hand-time?
Alex - Naw, that's girl-time twirl-time.
(Kat and Danielle are angry moan-bellowing)
Rob - (from hallway) Is Ashleigh here? I CAN HEAR HER!
Halli - Awww! A puppy! LET ME DRAW YOU!
Rob - It's like if Chewbacca walked into a rapping contest!
(Matt reading brony fan fiction, Melissa gets up to leave)
Mo - don't leave me!
Melissa - One girl, five guys, some pony porn, it'll be fun.
Stephen - You'll be so shocked at my stunning 1 pack that you'd HAVE to go to sleep.
(Dillon throws Alex chocolate but it hits Whitney instead)
Alex - You missed!
(Dillon throws another chocolate but Whitney moves forward and gets hit in the face)
Alex - Stop choc-blocking me!
Lori - We are all literally the same person.
Danielle - It's because we all breath the same air. Eat the same food. Have sex together all the time.
Halli - Because having sex makes you the same person.
Danielle - Yes. When you have sex, you literally suck in half the person's soul and they become a part of you.
Halli - Through the vagina. Like a Sheela-Na-Gig
Danielle - Don't f*cking tell me my baby is a metaphor!
Mo - Wow these look good!
Melissa - Yeah, I'm most photogenic underwater.
Kevin - Hannah all I know is you need to make a move on this guy because if you don't then you'll be nothing but HAN-solo.
Michelle - Bryan! Go to bed!
Bryan - (about the Halloween Google doodle) But I'm making the skeleton dance!
Michelle - It dances??? (checks it out)
(Bryan starts giggling)
Michelle - Bryan, it's 4 in the morning, you're tired, GO TO BED!
Bryan - BUT IT'S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!
Melissa K. - What's it with politicians and dick names? You've got Dickey and that Weiner guy.."
(talking about the absentee ballot)
Melissa K. - From over here that looks like the periodic table of the elements.
Halli - It's the periodic table of bullshitters.
Halli - Isn't scarf an ugly word? It's got a 'sc' and a 'rf'... And then you throw a vowel in there...
Matt - I'm so manly even a lesbian ate my meat.
(Sprinkles moves to the table)
Dillon - Why did you move?
Sprinkles - Because I wanted to work on a desk and I hate you.
Whitney - Middle schools smell like sanitized children.
Nick - Whoa look at that line up of girls!
Girls - 7 girls and one gay guy, what will happen?
Nick - Probably not much
All - (Laughter)
Kevin - Kitty O' Shits... that sounds like a dirty Irish strip club.
Kevin - If I had to sell my body to pay my way through college... I would.
Melissa - ... Can we just take a minute to think about how big Hagrid's penis is?
Danielle - Sometimes, one could mistaken it for a giant, hairy truck.
Hannah - I sometimes hate being innocent, cause I'll be in the studio with all these people having deep conversations and I'm over here like, "I FUCKING LOVE COLORING!!!"
Mo - (dies)
Alasdair - He's got toast, but he's not a toaster.
Halli - I think the government is a giant cheese wheel and you basically just have to say, "F*ck it!" and eat it.
Austin - Is this Breakfast At Tiffany's?
Matt - No, this is Patrick.
Brandon - Lexi, you're on a slippery slope.
Lexi - You're on the same slope as me...I'm just going to slide.
Lexi & Brandon simultaneously - WEEEEEEEE!
Lexi - This is why we're friends.
Brandon - Why does no one ever quote these things?... I have to pee.
Kaitlyn - Let's quote just that last line.
Sam - Sometimes, it's not about the lemons - it's about the life.
Halli - You should have seen the one I made of her before with three chins and a dick!
Isar - Oh my god it's 1:30, when the hell did that happen?!
Kara - …Jesus!
(Everyone is complaining about Sprinkles making 'your mom' jokes)
Sprinkles - At least I don't make dead baby jokes.
Dillon - That'd be fine, because they're already dead!! (realizes what he just said and hides)
Kat - (stops everyone's conversations) GUYS GUYS, THE EYELASH THAT WAS IN MY EYE SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH!
Nathan - I'm not a barrier, I'm a thruway.
Halli - What's the difference between Democratic and Working Family?
Alex - They're both on Netflix?
Nathan - Maybe I can grab my bass and play with you
Kevin - (singing) That's a bad idea, cuz I'm a solo act. If you even try it, I will kick your ass!
Kevin - (singing) It'd shoot off like a stream. And it'd feel like a dream...
Nathan - (singing) ...but you'd be covered in my cream!
Lexi - (quoting confusing philosophy notes) ...a creator designed the eye to achieve sight
Brandon - (sassy tone) Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus!
Ilyssa- Hell yeah! Hallelujah!
Brandon - Wait, you're Jewish.
Kevin - If I had a nickle for every time they said to get it out of my face so I can touch it.... Zero.
Ilyssa- Its so beautiful and fluffy! Can I have beef jerky now?
Melissa - Kevin, this is college, clothes come off a little quicker.
Nathan - I don't want to become what Kevin is...
Kevin - What, attractive?
Stephen - One time I was on the bus and there was this awkward silence that lasted so long that this one kid pissed himself.
Kelsey - I really wanna put a thong on now.
Melissa - Maybe Janice doesn't have internet.
Mo - Maybe Janice is a C**T.
Rob - Oooh, is it for a date?
Kat - I am newly single and mad at the world...
Rob - So.. is it for a date?
Halli - It's like the cord fairies. They get you when you're not looking!
*Pulls out more tangled cords*
Halli - Kat, sing to me. I want to hear the sound of your people.
Kat - The sound of my people... is tears.
Lexi - Well... This guy is a bit more endowed than the others...
Nick - That's what I said!! This one has an erection, the middle guy has giant balls, and the other guy has it taped to his leg!!!
Matt - Turns out, humans weren't MEANT to be f**ked by horses!
Mo - Who knew!?
Halli - She Sher-locks and drops it.
Hannah - I don't understand how chickens don't eat themselves. I mean, if i woke up and i was a chicken nugget I would just find some honey mustard and chow down...
Nick - You were all up my butt about what to get me for Christmas!
(Some random girl Nick knows but nobody else does) - Oh, I thought you liked it that way
Nick - No, it's a common misconception.
Halli - Why did I shrink these pants? MY LEGS CAN'T BREATHE! Good thing I don't have a dick cause these are pushing on EVERYTHING.
Stephen - (topless with only a scarf on) I panicked and grabbed the nearest shirt.
Isar - That's not a shirt!
Stephen - ...I missed.
Tyler - (bends down) MOUNT ME!
Austin - Are we allowed to put out bounties?
Halli - Like paper towels?
(Brandon telling a joke)
Brandon - What do you call two nuts on a chest?
Melissa - Oh! I know this one! Titty-Fucking!
Brandon - ...Chestnuts
Melissa - Oh, I just learned that word, so I just figured...
Kaitlyn - Sometimes, when people play an oboe really bad... It sounds really bad... Like, really bad.
Nick - Dead people don't need bells in their butt, Kat!
Brian - I feel like there could be a terrible sexual innuendo in there so I don't think I'll approach it.
Melissa - It could blow up in your face.
Kara - Not gonna lie, but I'm pretty happy with the number of black people that showed up for this open house.
(a bunch of us are talking about Dribbble)
Dasta - I want one.
Dasta - Oh! I thought u guys were saying gerbil! I want a gerbil!
Melissa K. - It is wetter than an excited porn star outside!
Danielle - I don't poop. I have never pooped. Maybe *Xena* has, but that's her problem.
Danielle - No, I'm going to be normal today. When do I not say weird things? HEY, SMELL THIS SOAP!"
Lauren - You know what else is huge? ...My personality!
Mo - *seducing Hannah* "You're so beautiful today. You're like a locust. You're everywhere.
Mo - It's not that hard to masturbate to.
Melissa T. - (in shock) HAGRID?!
Melissa - Well I'm gonna go gouache it up. Wait, do you have gesso?
Nick - Are you just making up words?
Ilyssa - I was trying to write my essay...
Kaitlyn - Procrastibation!!
Kelsey - Is it weird that I wanna be Justin Bieber?
Lori and Halli - Well... yeah a little...
Kelsey - Well I mean, I could have hundreds of people cheering for me just by going down a water slide. That's power man.
Halli - I wish i was gay, my life would be so much easier.
I could just f*ck everyone.
Halli - Yes, it's an article about the TARDIS and Jesus is the 12th Doctor.
Lori - Mere if you don't stop making weird noises I'm going to throw something at you!
Mere - *Mere makes weird noises and flails arms in derp manner*
Lori - (throws piece of chocolate at Mere)
Mere - Awww Lori!? OOH WAIT that's a treat!! Lori like-a-da noises!!
Whitney - I'll toot your horn for him!
Adam - Americans care about the world.. why do you think we're in so many wars?
Hannah - We call him a baa-sexual. He f*cks sheep... He doesn't actually f*ck sheep.
Dan Asta - OH GOD BRING KEVIN SO I CAN TONGUE-KISS HIM
Lauren - Danielle, will you dress as Santa Sunday?
Danielle - Sure, why?
Lauren - Dasta and I want to kidnap you. And you're the only person I know who will consent fully to dressing up as Santa Claus without being drunk beforehand.
Lauren - The sexual tension in this room was just cut with a butter knife. A butter knife named Halli.
Kaitlyn - Thanks for giving me this giant penis I can hit you in the head with.
Tyler - Whitney, stop singing.
Whitney - I'm not singing, I'm dub-stepping!!
Halli - Code strawberry.. It's a yogurt situation!
Nick - Instead of pubes you have a jeweled trail to your love hole.
Kevin - I'm like a steam engine that runs on pizza. And now that I've fueled my body, I can run my little caboose all night long.
(An episode of How I Met Your Mother ends)
Alex - Guys, don't ever take advice from this show.
Sprinkles - Why? What would you know about picking up girls?
Alex - Well, I can pick up Whitney. She weighs less than me.
Kelsey - I would just sit there and braid my boob tassels.
Meghan - I'm so unsatisfied right now!
Kevin - If I had a nickel for every time I heard THAT!
Nathan - (talking about smash bros brawl plus) It helps counteract racism; different skins, same abilities.
Hannah - What is the song called?
Kevin - 'Come On Feel The Noise'.
Hannah - Oh, I couldn't find it 'cause "come" was spelt like "cum".
Melissa - Kevin, do you want a pillow, sorry but I'm sitting on the memory foam one.
Kevin - But who could forget 'dat ass'?
Kevin - Everything happens... so much.
Halli - Put it on my head, if you know what I mean...
Rob - Do you hear the people sing? No! Because they are all dead.
Kaitlyn - Better to wake up, then to just not wake up at all.
Melissa - My apple stem ended on X today. I'm gonna die alone...
Danielle - I tried checking myself for breast cancer, but I can't. I thought I had a lump, but that was my boobs!
Whitney - I just remembered! I'm excited!
Sprinkles - Can we have a pillow fight? And then after we can explore our sexuality!
(During a card game)
Sprinkles (at Alex) - I won! I won that match! I got the cards! I won the-
(Alex randomly puts a wire between her toes)
Alex - This needs to go here.
(Sprinkles stops and stares awkwardly)
Danielle - I never pay attention to descriptions in books. That's why I see Harry Potter as a six foot tall Indian man.
Danielle - Lauren doesn't mate for life. She mates for death.
Tyler - Let's not get into anal.
Kurt - Yeah Adam, I don't care how many times you ask we're not going into anal.
Whitney - Strictly oral.
Ilyssa - Eventually, Ellen Paige will come out of the closet and she will rescue me... as my Princess, or Prince. I don't really know... I hope she's wearing roller-skates.
Halli - I'll sleep on the ceiling, I mean, YOLO.
Whitney - This thing is a pain in the butt.
Alex - A pain in the anus. A painus... penis.
Kat - (to the tune of Milkshake) My nacho cheese brings Danielle to the fridge, and damn right, it's not-cho cheese.
Danielle - And then you realize that maybe all the troubles in the world come from something internal... And AIDS.
Kat - That's pretty internal.
Kelsey: (while spinning in a chair flaiing her arms) "guys. GUYS! ITS LIKE IM SWIMMING IN AIR!"
Nina - Is that stuff good? Doesn't it make you fart?
Nick - Not me...
Nina - Oh.
Kurt - Touch my knapsack! Touch it so hard! Tyler, please. Just touch it-
Dillon - and then he PUKED in his own butthole-
Sprinkles - Crusty crusty crusty -
(Meanwhile back at Kurt)
Kurt - The whole SIX inches!
Melissa - Also, found out that at least three people from my graduating class have gotten married and at least one has had babies. Stay classy, North Collins. Aaaand that's the kind of place I come from. I really don't like associating with people here. It makes me feel like an inbred hick slut.
Lori - Why is it called "twat"? It sounds nothing like "vagina".
Nick - You smack it, and that's the sound it makes.
Austin - It's dirtier than Kevin's hairy gooch.
Emily - This is the only website I've wanted to have sex with.
Kevin - OW! Tables are so hard!
Danielle - Wait. Guys. I JUST FOUND A CRANBERRY IN MY BELLYBUTTON. WHY IS THERE A CRANBERRY IN MY BELLY BUTTON??
Jon Brennan - I'm a black lesbian in a white man's body!
Danielle - I have the server on my flash drive and the universe in my heart. There are things you don't know about me...
Lauren - I'm like Santa Claus, but for shaving baby butts!
Ann - Movies aren't real! I mean, crack a book, crack head!
Matt - If I had shoots and ladders' shoes would I be rolling in pussy?
Andrew - Did you know we loose about a third of our population to death each year?
Hannah - Well yeah, as opposed to what?
Halli - (in art history, looking for a pen) Guys, I have 3 calligraphy brushes and no pen. What's wrong with me?
Bryan - That makes my still life look like a piece of shit.
Whitney - That's not a still life...it's a Kurt Life.
Kevin - Halli! I wrote you a poem!
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I may be Catholic,
but I love me a Jew."
Matt - Tell Siri, "I miss you and I'm so glad you're black."
Kevin - Me and Austin are on RIT crushes, Mo, that guy wants the V, Melissa is being romanced, and Hannah is being creeped on as usual. SPRING TIME IS LOVE TIME!
Mom - I brought a big black dick and I still lost!
Matt - I'm going to my child's birth with a spoon.
Andrew - Is that sign language?
Matt - No dude, it's the worlds smallest violin.
Emily - You thought you weren't going to get laid! I WIN! I WIN!
Matt - Why does less shoe cost more money?! MATT ANGRY!
Austin - No Lauren, I am not pounding you for that.
Danielle - Why? 'Cause it means you had sex, or that you're a lesbian?
Austin - BOTH! ... If that's on the quote site tomorrow, I'm going to kill you all.
Danielle - (singing) AUSTIN LIKES GIRLS! AUSTIN LIKES GIRLS!
Austin - Look here you giant piece of convoluted monkey droppings.
Melissa - ...
Austin - My insults do not have to makes sense.
Danielle - Ashleigh, why are you wearing sunglasses in a dark room with the lights off while doing yoga and watching American Horror Story on your laptop? You are the coolest person ever.
(To Hannah) Doctor - Are you pregnant?
Hannah - No
Doctor - Are you sure?
Hannah - I'm on my period right now.
Doctor - Are you lying?
Hannah - THE ONLY WAY I COULD BE PREGNANT WOULD BE IF I WAS CARRYING THE NEXT MESSIAH!
Andrew - Friendship is not a requirement for love, but love is a requirement for friendship.
Kelsey - My farts are usually silent, wispy and warm! It's like my butt is exhaling!
Lori & Mere - Kelsey... WTF!
Adam - I'm sorry, did you say something, Princess?
Kurt - I'm making royal decree, is what I'm doing!
Patrick - More like royal de-cry.
Adam - That's right, I just went through the 5 stages of grief in 2 sentences.
Kevin - I know who I'm going to fap to in my time machine.
Halli - Fancy-schmantsy, lemon-pantsy.
Melissa - My pants don't have lemons in them.
Halli - How do you know? Have you tested their PH balance lately?
Kevin - Jeff is the dad, Danielle is the mom, and I’m the creepy uncle you don’t want to leave alone with the kids.
Melissa - I don't know if I'd ever want anything glass in my vagina.
Andrew - It's not like its going to snap off, theres nothing inside that'll break it.
Melissa - YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!!!!
Mo - (singing to herself) I get by with a little help from my friends...
Melissa -THIS SONG IS ABOUT DRUGS!
Jeff - RIT, mother nature's butthole, where it shits bricks and farts wind.
Jeff - If vegetarians want to stop animals from dying, they should prevent them from being born in the first place.
Matt - If I wanted to watch hotdogs being made, I would just watch the Discovery Channel.
Nina - If someone tried to give me a blow-job, like...rape in the mouth, I would bite their dick off. And slap them with it.
Halli - Look at my knees. They are nasty. I scabbed up and the only thing holding it on was a bit of skin at the edges, and it fell off while I was walking on the quarter mile and a squirrel fucking ate it! ATE MY KNEE SCAB!
Nick - 44 chapters and a bottle of blood lube. Why!Kurt - What happened at Dreamworks?
Alex - They deleted - fired the animators
Kurt - They what? They deleted the fire?
Alex - Noo.. They deleted. I mean fired the animators
Kurt - They deleted the animators and hired fire fighters?
Alex - Ahhh!! Nooo!
*ten minutes pass*
Kurt - So really, what happened at Dreamworks?
Alex - They deleted- OH MY GOD. I mean FIRED the animators!
Nick - Sometimes you just need more lube than you have.
Kurt - I'm going to a party with cool people.
Alex - That's not a party.
Patrick - But I'll be there.
Alex - That's an extreme get-together, but still not a party.
Lauren - Little did you guys know that night, I went back to my room and slipped an egg up my vagina. 4 days later... *shrug* so they were only off by a day.
Kevin - she was on slow cook.
Matt - Quorra. Now that is a code I would fuck.
Austin - You can't. She has no comprehension of sex. She has no comprehension of air.
Matt - Heck, she probably doesn't understand food, bet she'll still eat it.
Emily - My bed's like "AW LAY ONNN ME, EMILY!" and I'm like "AWWW YES!"
Nathan - My belly button is a sanctuary.
Danielle - Look, you're turning black.
Lauren - NOOOOO I FEEL MY RIGHTS SLIPPING AWAY!!!
Danielle - I'LL HAVE NO RESPECT, AND I'M A WOMAN, TOO!
Halli - I would go to the bathroom, but I'm afraid I'll shit a child.
Halli - Kaitlyn is the creepy uncle you wouldn't leave your kids with.
Kaitlyn - No... I hate kids, I'd just kill them.
*Hannah's entire left side of her face is blue from hair dye*
Austin - Im trying to think of a long flat object that would hit you all at once.
Hannah - Like a dick slap?!
Austin - It would have to be huge to leave that mark.
Nathan - Long dong silver dick slapped Hannah in the face.
*Watching how hot dogs are made*
Hannah - Its like someone threw up, and then sculpted it into poop .
Emily - Did you know the spray booth has a black light?
Lauren - WHAT.
Emily - Oh yeah. You know what that means...
Lauren - SEMEN INSPECTIONS?
Emily - I was going to say parties... But, uh. Yeah. That's kind of the same thing.
Brandon - Art school is just a ploy so energy drink companies can make money
Lauren - I don't see gender. Actually, I do. I see nothing BUT gender. One time, someone tried to show me their personality, but gender just got in front and said "Not today."
Emily - How about we just hand him a bunch of coloring pages and say we tried?
Spencer - Fuck Canada..being all nice and shit...